A joke for Sophie June 8, 2016October 18, 2016 Mrs Riding My Blogjokes Q: Why doesn’t the prawn share with his friends? A: Because he is a little shellfish. Have you got a joke to share?
Why did the light turn red? Wouldn’t you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street? Reply
Why did the chicken cross the road……? ~ To get to the idiots house. ~ Knock Knock Who’s there? ~ The chicken Reply
Q:Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A:To get to the bottom!!!!🏔 I wonder if anyone else has another joke?! Reply
Q. What did the sheep say to the shearer? A. Eucalyptus Knock Knock who’s there? Alison Alison who? Alison to the radio Reply
What are ducks good at….quacking some jokes
What do alligators eat from……………there frigergator
What happen to the egg who laughed too much?
He cracked up.
Why did the light turn red?
Wouldn’t you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?
What country has a lot of germs….?
GERMANY
Why did the chicken cross the road……?
~ To get to the idiots house.
~ Knock Knock
Who’s there?
~ The chicken
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you please open the door?
Wow Alison funny and useful for the future haha😃
Q:Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A:To get to the bottom!!!!🏔
I wonder if anyone else has another joke?!
What do cats put in there drinks?
mice cubes
Q. What did the sheep say to the shearer?
A. Eucalyptus
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to the radio
Q. why didnt the skeliton go to the dance?
A. because he had no body to go with
Q. Why didn’t the skeltion jump off the clift?
A. Because he didn’t have the guts.
Q. why didn’t the skeliton go to the party?
A. because he had nobody to go with
I sure do like Jasmines cat and mouse joke!!!
what do you call a cow with no legs……….ground beef